So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
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I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
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I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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