Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
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One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
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Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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