yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
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i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
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Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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