"it" just moved
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
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Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
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Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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