You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
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It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
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Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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