I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
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First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
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I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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