Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
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Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
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I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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