did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
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I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
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Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
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