People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
time to smoke my breakfast
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Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
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I need a burrito and a hug.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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