I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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