This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
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So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
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So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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