Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
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Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
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You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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