she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
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You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
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EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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