but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
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He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
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10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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