I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
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We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
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It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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