he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
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Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
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doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
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