That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
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We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
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If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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