508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
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We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
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I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
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Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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