It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
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It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
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You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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