Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
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Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
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I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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