I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
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I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
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Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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