You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
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I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
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HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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