Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
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I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
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I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
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