My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
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Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
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If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
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I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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