i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
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I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
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They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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