I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
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I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
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Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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