Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
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I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
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I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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