Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
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I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
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So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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