I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
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Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
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I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
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