He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
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I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
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We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
If I die, sorry about rent.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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