He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
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He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
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The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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