This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
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look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
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She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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