Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
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I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
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I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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