wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
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Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
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So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
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