I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
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i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
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He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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