In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
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I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
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Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize