Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
he had hair everywhere except his balls
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Randomize