Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
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i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
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The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
You ate ashes out of my bong
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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