Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
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I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
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He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
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