The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
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I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
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I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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