I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
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ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
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If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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