Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
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She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
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Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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