They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
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she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
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When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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