so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
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My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
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I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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