Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
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She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
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You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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