Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
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Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
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Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
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