I smell stomach acid.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
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so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
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What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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