She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
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he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
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So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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