You're so nebulous sometimes
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
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did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
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Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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