He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
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lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
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I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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